Down to Margate

On Fursday we did go down to Margate. Mum and dada did keep singin sum song about Margate, I duzzn't no what they iz doin!
The teenagerz did go into town to hunt for sum food. Mum sez teenagerz eat all the time!

We duz find a beech wich duz allow dogz and I duz lie down cos the sand is wet and cool on mi tummiee.



George wat is nine and Henry who wazzn't growling at me duz do sum runnin about.

Den me and Henry duz sum runnin togevver away from dada

Diz pix duz look az tho Henry waz growlin at me but he waz jus lookin to see wot I was doin behind him, I duz look a liddle surprized duzzn't I?

When we did go ome in the car we duz go parst Manston Airport and the hoomans did get eggcited cos they did see sum plains.

Mum sez they duz be Red Arrowz wot was re fuellin.

Dey are dose tiny red planez. Mum did take dis from de car az we did go parst.

We did hav nice time at Margate but we cums ome a bit earliee coz it did start raineing again.

Henry the Border Collie

Hellos evryone. Today iz Chewsday and iz the first full day Henry the Border Collie haz been ere. Mum sez he haz stayed before but wiv Ruooby wat waz dog who use to live ere. Henry is a nice doggie but he duzzn't like me much. He duzzn't like enyone much I duzzn't fink. He growls all the time. He duz only be six years old but he haz diabetes and is a liddle bit blind so I fink that iz why he iz so grumpy. Mum and dada duz hav to give Henry sum injecshuns twice a day. Mum did nearly forget tonite! But she remembered jus in time.
Dis mornin we duz go for lonnnggg walkiez wen it did stop ranin. It did rane a lot dis mornin. Me and mum and Henry and George who is nine did go. The teenagerz had all gone sumwhere else. We did go to where the old A2 use to be and we did walk over an brige over the new A2 and then over anuvver wot duz hav the Urostar train runnin under. At the end of the brge waz a barrier fing wot George did sit on for a rest and me and Henry did lay down and rest. Then it did start to rane again and we did start to walk back. It duzzn't rane for long so we duzzn't get very wet.
Wen we got ome we waz all eggshausted and I duz lie on Henry's bed and go to sleep.

Wen I waz awake later, I waz readin Twitter and Marlee duz arsk for piktures of raincoats, so I duz put my pikture up of me wearin mine in the snow in the winter and it duz win. I duzzn't no it was a competishun but it waz and I did cum first! Mum and dada are ever so proud of me.

Henry is not growlin at me so much now, he duz jus look at me grumpily. I duzz fink by the end of the week he duz be happier wiv me and mebbe not growl.

Walkiez time now, then more naps. See You soon.

It's my Burfday

Hellos evryone. Today iz my birfday. I iz 1 years old. Mum sez that iz seven in dog yearz. So ma spellin mite start to get better now.

Dada did take me walkiez very earlie round the field. I duzzn't no what happened there but all the wheat haz been cut down and made into round aystacks. So I cant run in and out of it now.

Wen mum did get up and had her brekfast we did in go in the car to Petz at Ome. Mum duz buy me a chocolate coloured skweekie bone and a ball wiv oles in it. It's in the picture at the top. She duz also buy me some chiken gravy bonez for treatz and sum bonez wich I duz chew and they duz keep me kwiet.

Later on me and mum will go out for our walkiez at the park. Yesserday we did go to Jeskyns where I duz do sum swimmin. Today tho I fink we mite go to Camer coz Camer is kwiet cept for sum boyz wich duz kik an football about. Larst week at Jeskyns I duz see Lola wot is not Marlee's sister but iz shar pei puppy. She waz bootifull and duz play wiv liddle Hamish. We duz see each uvver two days in a row but I duzzn't see er larst nite. At Camer larst week I duz play wiv tiny Tibetian Terrier called Bella. Bella duz like to run and run wiv me.

We duzzn't fink we is gettin Archie now, so mum iz lookin for anuvver Westie like me.

Next week we duz hav Henry the Border Collie cuming to stay wiv uz and hiz hooman bruvvers what are called Sam and George. Henry duz growl at me and duzzn't like me, but he will have to like me cos IT IS MY OUSE HENRY and you can't scare me away.

Dada is gonna put the tent up so teenagerz can sleep in it and not make lotz of noise in ouse and keep me awake.

I duz ope evryone is well?

Archie

Hellos to my furry frendz and to my ooman ones az well. I ope you iz all well?
I fort I had better tell you bout Archie. We went to visit Archie on Moonday, coz we coodnt go on Sunday. Archie duz hav nice gardin to run about in and we did run and run and I did chase Archie round and round! Then I disscovered Archie duz hav a funny lookin paddlin pool so first I duz take a liddle drinkie then I duz jump rite in! Dada duz reached over and duz lift me out. It wuzzn't a paddlin pool but sumfink called a fish pond! Mum duz say Oh Hamish! I was all wet den so I fort I wood run inside but Archie's dad had shut the door wich was glass and I did run into it. It duzz seem a funny sort of ouse where der duz be pondz you can't swim in and ouses you can't run into!
Dada did dry me wiv a towl and den he did put it on the floor so I did dry my face by rubbin my ead along it. Den we did go inside and mum duz put me on leed so I duzzn't run about.
The oomans did talk for a liddle wile den we did go in the car to come ome.

On Chewsday I was ill, and did hav an upset tummy and waz sick. Mum sed it was cos of the pond water cos fish duz poo in it...I duzzn't eat fish poo before, it duz not taste nice.

On Wednezday Archie did come to visit us. We did run round and round the gardin and Archie did chase me for a liddle wile wich is my favorite game. Den Archie duz sniff and sniff all round de garden and again the oomans did talk and then Archie did get in his car to go ome.
Mum duz say we will be goin for a walkiez wiv Archie nex week. His dada duzzn't seem to want to make hiz mind up about wevver or not Archie can come and live wiv us. Mum duz say she will wate to see what Archie's dada wants to do. I ope we duzzn't have to wate long cos I just dus want to play wiv Archie all day long, evry day. Archie is a vry nice dawgie and I duz want him to cum and stay but I duzznt no yet if it will appen.

Norty boy!

Hellos to you all
Iz a long time since i larsst posted izn't it? Mum haz been a bit buzy organizing an hooge BBQ for next week and haz not had time for me. I haz been busy az well but not doing fings mum likes.
I kiled a babie bird this week and mum woz angree wiv me. I did catch it coz it was liddle and culd not fli very kwick. Mum did get it from my mouf and old it in her and. She waz surprized it was still alive and it did flutter to the floor where I did catch it again but mum got it back. Her and one ov the teenagerz did put it in an box and did take it out by the back door and it did try to fli away again but mum did not find it and neivver did Sarah next door. But I did find it laters in the arrfternoon ded and did take it proudly indoors to show mum. It did ave lotz of liddle black fings on it and they did run all over the floor. Mum sed Norty Boy Hamish! And did take the bird out and put it in the bin, then she did a liddle dance stamping her feet up and down on the floor to kill the black fings (ants), then she did get the oover out and oover them up and then she did wash the floor. She woz not appy. I waz in er bad bookz. :(
Yesserday I did go into the doggiewood in the gardin and duz find an froggie to play wiv. Dis mornin mum did find it dead on the grass. I duzzn't fink she was very plesed wiv me.
Today I did take an barsket from the barfroom and emptie it on the floor then took it into the gardin to chew. She did say Norty Boy Hamish! Again!
Mum haz had trubble wiv her feet and haz not been takin me long walkiez, also her car haz been out of acshun so we haz not been anywhere like we do usualie. This duz make for an bored Hamish and bored Hamish's mus find fings to do for demselfs.
Today mum did take me to the field at the back of our ouse. There duz be wheat growing dere and I duz jus luff to run in and out of it. I duz getz lotz of burrrrss on me and mum haz to pick dem out but it duz make me sleep nearly all day, so I haz been better today.

Mum and dada did giv me sum noows on Sunday. They did say Hamish, how wuld you like to hav an nuvver dawgie to live wiv you? I duz fink diz mite be nice tho there wuld have to be rulez (Marleeterrier told me dat).
Rule 1
Hamish duz get noms first
Rule 2
Hamish duz get cuddlez first
Rule 3
Hamish duz get 1st choice ov skweekies
Rule 4
Hamish duz get walkiez first
Rule 5
Hamish duz get use of paddlin pool first (dada has put it away now coz of the BBQ)
Rule 6
Hamish duz get 1st use of Kong wen there is chickin in it.
Rule 7
Hamish duz not fetch ball uvver dawgie can do dat!
Rule 8
Hamish duz get first choice of where to sleep at night, on de bed or under de bed.
Rule 9
Hamish duz share hiz toyz if he wants to, uvver dawgie duzz not just take dem
Rule 10
Hamish duzzn't have a rule 10 yet.

So Mum duz send an happlicashun form to a westie rescue home on Monday. On Chewsday Mum duz get an fone call from Henry's mum(who is mums frend) who sez she mite no of an Westie wot is lookin for an ome. He iz called Archie and is free years old. Mum did want to call me Archie when I did go to live wiv them but did fink Hamish was an better name. Mum hazn't herd any more yet but she haz her fingers crossed.
It duz be an eggcitin time livin ere at de moment.

Edited to add: Mum duz say we iz goin to see Archie on Munday. I mite be gettin a bruvver!!!

I duz find an bumble bee

Hellos to you my followers. Ere I is again wiv more storiez of my dayz as a puppie. Today mum and dada did take me to Camer Park wich iz in Mepham. Mepham iz a nice villige near to our ouse.
Dada did find an ball in the car and off we went. Dada frew the ball and I duz chase it again and again. Wen we got to the bottom ov the emptie park I duz find an ole. Thiz iz puzzling to me coz I duz not dig dis one. Dis one haz been dug by dawgies or pawsons unown. So I duz invesstigate it. And in de ole is sum bumble beez. I dont fink they liked me lookin at dem coz one of dem did rush towards me and duz land on me! I duz back off kwicklee but de bumble bee was still there! So i duz sit down and triez to scratch it off wiv my foot but it duz not leave! I duz get up and mum sez to dada Hamish duss ave an bumble bee on im and mum duss be ever so brave and duzz swoosh the bumble bee wiv her and. And the bumble bee duz flie off!!! Phew. I haz eard that bumble beez do bite and then dey duz die. I did not want bumble bee to bite me and die, I wood be sad and saw.
We duz carrie on wiv our walkiez and we duzz come across a liddle dawgie wot mum sez lookz like an JR X wiv an sossige doggie. It duz growl at me but duz come towards me wiv her liddle tail wagging wich confuzzed me a bit. I did try to play but itz mum duz say NO and duz put liddle dawgie on itz leed. I duzzn't fink the mum did like me much.
So we duz go on our way and duz meat two labs wot did fink they mite eat my snackz wot mum duz carrie for me. But they did be called by their dada. My snackz are safe for anuvver day.
We duz go back to the car park where there duz be an water tap for dawgies wich duz be filled into an bowl and duz overflow onto the chippingz where it duz form a big puddle. I duz lay down in the puddle coz it iz nice and cool for Hamish's tummy. Mum duz say to dada Look what Hamish iz doing? Dada sed Let's get a drink coz he iz not goin in my car all wet! Mum woodnt have cared if it had been er car coz I duz go in the back in my crate. So we did go get a drink and who duz we meat dere but Misty who iz an GSD puppie who did get hurted by an labrador at Jeskyns a few weeks ago. She is luffly and duz luff to play but I iz tired and ot now so I duz have a liddle play then duz lay down and she duz go to get into her car. Mum duz give me some more water and dada duz give me a liddle bit of his sarnie wich takez me agez to eat.
Then we duz go ome where I duz get in the paddlin pool and do sum swimmin. Dada is goin to empty the pool tomorrow cos I iz going on my hollibobz on Friday to the kennels coz mum and dada are goin away on their motobike. I iz goin to be stripped wile I is there so I will be poncey wen I come ome on Sunday.
Dat's all for today, hope evryone iz well and appy today?

I've been cort out!

For sum while now I haz been diggin sum oles in the garden. Sumtimes mum duz tell me off but I az got sneeky and az been diggin sum behind an dogwood wich is an shrub. It iz vary big and mum duz be proud of it coz it waz jus a tiny stik when she did plant it. Now it iz ooge and duz shelter me wen I iz bizzy diggin. But my oomans hav dizcovered the oles and they iz not appy. Mum duz put an big plant pot over one ov the oles but soon I duz dig anuvver one next to it.
Dada did find dat one, so he haz covered it up and now I iz not aloud in the garden on my own.
I waz diggin the oles so I could go and play wiv the puddie catz next door. I duzzn't fink mum duz believe dat! She sez if I get fru I will dizappear coz next door's gate is alwayz open!
I duz fink it mite be an adventure but mum duz say wot if you duz get run over Hamish?
Praps I had jus better stay wiv mum eh?