Hello I is Maggie May

Hello there to all Hamish's followers. I is Maggie May, Hamish's new little sister. I thought I would introduce myself because I can see he has already written about me. He doesn't spell very well does he? As you can see I am more intelligent because already I am doing my toilet business in the garden and I am only nine weeks old. Mum says Hamish wasn't fully trained until he was about three months old. Well of course I have been copying him and I have seen him do all his business out there in that wilderness the humans say is a garden. So I just do the same and when I do my humans jump up and down and clap and say Yeah, well done Maggie Moo! They are a bit weird.
Even weirder is what they call me. My name is Maggie May but mum calls me Maggie Moo Moo, or Moo, or Moo Moo, or sometimes she calls me Moomin, what the heck is a Moomin?
Mum took me to the vets a couple of days after they brought me home from my old home in London. I lived there with my three brothers and two sisters and my mum, Paris. But two of my brothers left home before I did. When we went to the vets, I was all wriggly but she held me tight in a t0wel and didn't let me down on the ground. She said this was because I hadn't had my jabs yet. I wasn't sure what a jab was but I am very trusting and I know mum wouldn't let anything bad happen to me. We went in to a little room to see Vicki the vet and Vicki gave me a health check. Nearly everything was OK but in one of my eyes I have a thing. It looks like a burst blood vessel but is there all the time, it doesn't hurt me but Vicki said she will keep an eye on it. Anyway, she gave me a treat, it was huge and I did really only sniff it and then there was a little hurt on my back and mum said that was the jab. I guess it was OK but it did hurt a little bit. Mum said I have to have another one on 2 November and then a week after that I can go outside to walk on the pavement. Mum is looking forward to that and has been preparing me for that by buying me a new pink collar and matching lead and walking me round the wilderness with it. I don't like it much but she says it is for my own good.
Last week I learned how to make that loud noise that Hamish makes, barking mum calls it. I am not as loud as Hamish yet but I will be as soon as I grow up I am sure. Then we can do random barking together, what fun it will be!
I know that Hamish says he is patient with me but he does get a little cross with me sometimes. I take all his toys away from him and his bones and he tries to take them back again but I growl and bark at him to show him whose boss. I don't know why he thinks he is in charge! He has just started to growl back at me, so maybe he is in charge a little bit. I'll let him think that for a while.

I expect Hamish will let me write on HIS blog again soon, but I think that is enough for now, my little paws are tired.

A week wiv my noo sista

I duz be livin wiv Maggie May for a week now and let me tell you, she duz get rite on my nerves sumtimes! I duz be havin snooze on the sofer or on my bed and she duz rush up to me, and bit my eerz! Or she duz bite my nose. If I am standin up she bitez my legz. The first few dayz she did look for milk. I jus duzzn't have eny coz I am a BOI! But it didnt stop er lookin! She did bite my willie wiv er sharp teef! I duz put up wiv er cos she is still liddle. But OMD sumtimes I duz hav to tell er wots wot in my ouse. She duz fink she can just walk in (or run in er case, she duzznt do walkin)and take ova. I duz tell her she duz hav her noms afta me and she duzzn't be aloud to jus take my toyz. But she duz have her noms first all the time and she takez my toys off me even if I am playing wiv dem. She duz also stalk me across the room, she finks she iz a kat! And she duz growl at me when I duz bite er on the leg or on her back. I duzzn't hert her but she duz sumtimes make a liddle yelp and mum and dada duz say Hamish you iz urting er. I duz try not to but I duz be bigga than her. My teef arnt as sharp as herz though. She duz urt me wen she bitez me but I duzznt yelp coz I duzznt want to get her in trubble.
I duz have sum nice bonez but she duz always take dem from me and eat them herself.
I duz be very pashunt wiv er cos she is still liddle. I duz be glad we haz er but she duz be a bit of a nooscance sumtimes!

A Noo Sista!

Mum and dada did get me a sista. They duz be lookin for agez and agez coz they did want a dawgie about my age and they did arsk the westie rescoo peeple but they did neva ring back and then they did find one dawgie on-line and did ring and email but they did not get back to mum or dada eivver. Then mum duz be lookin on-line and she duz sey to dada der is sum puppiez in East London for sale and dada sey duz yoo want to go and look and mum duz sey Yes. So they did go in the car and did leeve me at ome, I did jus go to sleep and wait for them to cum ome.
They duz be gone for a wile but I duz be sleepie so iz all rite.

Then they duz cum ome wiv a towell and I duz fink a towell? They duz buy me a noo towell? But mum duz open up the towell and inside duz be the teeniest liddle puppie I haz seen for agez!
They duz let me sniff er and lik er but they duz not like me playin wiv er cos they duz sey I am too ruff wiv er and she iz a babbie.
Dada sed they wood call er Maggie May wot do be a song by a scottish singer, so they duz be keepin the scottish feme.

She duz ave a big mouff wen she duz cry, she duz get louder and louder and then she duz go to sleep.

She duz get lotz of cuddlez from mum and dada but I iz still gettin my fare share.

Larts nite me and dada did sleep upstairs in comfort and mum and Maggie May did sleep downstairs, mum waznt in comfort, she waz on the sofur.
But tonite I fink Maggie duz be sleepin downstairs by erself.

I duz ave to go now coz she iz wondering over to my bed. I duz ope you all likw her?