Pawz in de Park

Larst weekend me and mum duz go to Pawz in de Park at de Hop Farm wich iz not far from our ouse. We duz take yungest teenager and his galfrend but they duz go off on their own and me and mum duz take wakiez round on our own. There duz be lotz of peeple and their dawgiez at the show, I haz never seen so meny dawgies in one place at one time, not even at de park on a weekend!
We duz wotch the terrier racin wich mum finks I wuld have been good at but we duz wotch one Westie do it and it duz be disinterested and duz go anuvver way.


We did see sum dawgs wiv peeple on bikez, we duzzn't no wot dey waz doin.
We did wotch this Springer lernin to do Flyball wot duz look fun but I woodnt fetch the ball, I wood go sniffin sumwhere else.
Then we did wotch sum teamz of dawgies doin flyball, including this Dobie wich was evr so farst.
We duz woth the agility wich iz mums favrite.
And den we wotched sum dawgs doin dancin wich jus lookz sillie and not fun at all, tho the dawgs did look as tho they mite be enjoyin it!
This duz be me wotching the paw dawgiez doin the dancin and man was showin uvver dawgiez ow to do dancin.

We duz hav nice time at Pawz in De Park but best of all woz that mum almost duz get anuvver dawgie. She duz go to see the Westie rescue peeple and duz tell dem she is looking for anuvver westie to be furends wiv me and they duz sey they duz have a 6month old girl puppie wot duz need a noo ome! But mum duz sey she is goin away at the end of the munf and can't have her before then. They duz sey they will try to work sumfin out. When we got ome mum did fill in and send off her form and now she duz wate. She duz be foning dem up next week so I duz ope they duz still be lookin for ome for liddle girl westie and she can cum live with me.
I duz nearly forget, mum duz bye me sum new fings at the show. She duz bye me a new tartan ranecote wich will match my collar, I duz hav to try it on but I duz ope no one was wotchin me! She duz alzo bye me an new comb wich duz get dead fur out of me. It duz scratch a bit but mum duz it evr so gently. And she duz buy me a liddle bottle of champoo from ScruffyChops ( http://scruffychops.com/ ) to see if we duz like it. Wich we duz!

Walkiez at Jeskyns Farm

Az sum of yoo no, my mum takez me walkiez to Jeskyns Farm. Diz duz be a place wot use to be a farm and is now a park. I duz see lotz of my furends dere and getz to play wiv dem.
We fort yoose wood lik to see where I duz go. Today iz not a good day coz it was raneing when we got dere but it did stop soon.
This parth duz go to the lake where I duz sum paddlin and sumtimes sum swimmin.
Here is de lake, that bit where the fence iz, iz where I got frew the uvver day and then culdnt get back out again. Mum waz panickin but her furend wot duz hav Max the westie duz get me out. I haz to be on the leed now in case I duz it again.
Here I duz be havin a bit of a paddle. I duz drink the water in the lake and it duz mak me coff sumtimez.
Dis iz a tree ouse for childrens. No dogz are aloud in dat bit.
Thiz bit iz de ill wat duz make mum puff a bit wen she getz to the top. On de left is de field wiv a mummy cow and free baby cowz in.
Diz iz one of my favorite puddlez for drinkin out of and also for layin in if I am ot!
Here I duz be lookin at the cowz, I duz jus stand and stare but they jus carry on eting dere grass.
I am lookin frew the gate at dem. I am on the leed coz I mite get frew the gate and chase dem cowz.
We iz walkin up the ill now and mum is gettin a bit puffed out.
Der duz be some priddy plantz on the ill, diz duz be one of dem.
Now we hav walked up the ill and down the uvver side and this is the orsey trail where I duz sumtimez stop for a snack of orses poo.
I duz jus stop to ave a kwick role in sum foxes poo!
That trane duz be the Urostar wot duz go to Frenchland but iz goin the uvver way to Lundun.
I iz kwite tired now so I duz ave a liddle rest before we finish our walkiez.
Here duz be the car park where mum's car is parked and we duz see Finn's car in it but we didnt see Finn on our walkiez today.
Mum duz alwayz put me in my crate redy to go ome, coz she is appy that I am safe and can't move around.
Now I am ome it is time for mornin noms, yum yum.
We ope yoo duz like to see the pichures of our walkiez today.

Down to Margate

On Fursday we did go down to Margate. Mum and dada did keep singin sum song about Margate, I duzzn't no what they iz doin!
The teenagerz did go into town to hunt for sum food. Mum sez teenagerz eat all the time!

We duz find a beech wich duz allow dogz and I duz lie down cos the sand is wet and cool on mi tummiee.



George wat is nine and Henry who wazzn't growling at me duz do sum runnin about.

Den me and Henry duz sum runnin togevver away from dada

Diz pix duz look az tho Henry waz growlin at me but he waz jus lookin to see wot I was doin behind him, I duz look a liddle surprized duzzn't I?

When we did go ome in the car we duz go parst Manston Airport and the hoomans did get eggcited cos they did see sum plains.

Mum sez they duz be Red Arrowz wot was re fuellin.

Dey are dose tiny red planez. Mum did take dis from de car az we did go parst.

We did hav nice time at Margate but we cums ome a bit earliee coz it did start raineing again.

Henry the Border Collie

Hellos evryone. Today iz Chewsday and iz the first full day Henry the Border Collie haz been ere. Mum sez he haz stayed before but wiv Ruooby wat waz dog who use to live ere. Henry is a nice doggie but he duzzn't like me much. He duzzn't like enyone much I duzzn't fink. He growls all the time. He duz only be six years old but he haz diabetes and is a liddle bit blind so I fink that iz why he iz so grumpy. Mum and dada duz hav to give Henry sum injecshuns twice a day. Mum did nearly forget tonite! But she remembered jus in time.
Dis mornin we duz go for lonnnggg walkiez wen it did stop ranin. It did rane a lot dis mornin. Me and mum and Henry and George who is nine did go. The teenagerz had all gone sumwhere else. We did go to where the old A2 use to be and we did walk over an brige over the new A2 and then over anuvver wot duz hav the Urostar train runnin under. At the end of the brge waz a barrier fing wot George did sit on for a rest and me and Henry did lay down and rest. Then it did start to rane again and we did start to walk back. It duzzn't rane for long so we duzzn't get very wet.
Wen we got ome we waz all eggshausted and I duz lie on Henry's bed and go to sleep.

Wen I waz awake later, I waz readin Twitter and Marlee duz arsk for piktures of raincoats, so I duz put my pikture up of me wearin mine in the snow in the winter and it duz win. I duzzn't no it was a competishun but it waz and I did cum first! Mum and dada are ever so proud of me.

Henry is not growlin at me so much now, he duz jus look at me grumpily. I duzz fink by the end of the week he duz be happier wiv me and mebbe not growl.

Walkiez time now, then more naps. See You soon.

It's my Burfday

Hellos evryone. Today iz my birfday. I iz 1 years old. Mum sez that iz seven in dog yearz. So ma spellin mite start to get better now.

Dada did take me walkiez very earlie round the field. I duzzn't no what happened there but all the wheat haz been cut down and made into round aystacks. So I cant run in and out of it now.

Wen mum did get up and had her brekfast we did in go in the car to Petz at Ome. Mum duz buy me a chocolate coloured skweekie bone and a ball wiv oles in it. It's in the picture at the top. She duz also buy me some chiken gravy bonez for treatz and sum bonez wich I duz chew and they duz keep me kwiet.

Later on me and mum will go out for our walkiez at the park. Yesserday we did go to Jeskyns where I duz do sum swimmin. Today tho I fink we mite go to Camer coz Camer is kwiet cept for sum boyz wich duz kik an football about. Larst week at Jeskyns I duz see Lola wot is not Marlee's sister but iz shar pei puppy. She waz bootifull and duz play wiv liddle Hamish. We duz see each uvver two days in a row but I duzzn't see er larst nite. At Camer larst week I duz play wiv tiny Tibetian Terrier called Bella. Bella duz like to run and run wiv me.

We duzzn't fink we is gettin Archie now, so mum iz lookin for anuvver Westie like me.

Next week we duz hav Henry the Border Collie cuming to stay wiv uz and hiz hooman bruvvers what are called Sam and George. Henry duz growl at me and duzzn't like me, but he will have to like me cos IT IS MY OUSE HENRY and you can't scare me away.

Dada is gonna put the tent up so teenagerz can sleep in it and not make lotz of noise in ouse and keep me awake.

I duz ope evryone is well?

Archie

Hellos to my furry frendz and to my ooman ones az well. I ope you iz all well?
I fort I had better tell you bout Archie. We went to visit Archie on Moonday, coz we coodnt go on Sunday. Archie duz hav nice gardin to run about in and we did run and run and I did chase Archie round and round! Then I disscovered Archie duz hav a funny lookin paddlin pool so first I duz take a liddle drinkie then I duz jump rite in! Dada duz reached over and duz lift me out. It wuzzn't a paddlin pool but sumfink called a fish pond! Mum duz say Oh Hamish! I was all wet den so I fort I wood run inside but Archie's dad had shut the door wich was glass and I did run into it. It duzz seem a funny sort of ouse where der duz be pondz you can't swim in and ouses you can't run into!
Dada did dry me wiv a towl and den he did put it on the floor so I did dry my face by rubbin my ead along it. Den we did go inside and mum duz put me on leed so I duzzn't run about.
The oomans did talk for a liddle wile den we did go in the car to come ome.

On Chewsday I was ill, and did hav an upset tummy and waz sick. Mum sed it was cos of the pond water cos fish duz poo in it...I duzzn't eat fish poo before, it duz not taste nice.

On Wednezday Archie did come to visit us. We did run round and round the gardin and Archie did chase me for a liddle wile wich is my favorite game. Den Archie duz sniff and sniff all round de garden and again the oomans did talk and then Archie did get in his car to go ome.
Mum duz say we will be goin for a walkiez wiv Archie nex week. His dada duzzn't seem to want to make hiz mind up about wevver or not Archie can come and live wiv us. Mum duz say she will wate to see what Archie's dada wants to do. I ope we duzzn't have to wate long cos I just dus want to play wiv Archie all day long, evry day. Archie is a vry nice dawgie and I duz want him to cum and stay but I duzznt no yet if it will appen.

Norty boy!

Hellos to you all
Iz a long time since i larsst posted izn't it? Mum haz been a bit buzy organizing an hooge BBQ for next week and haz not had time for me. I haz been busy az well but not doing fings mum likes.
I kiled a babie bird this week and mum woz angree wiv me. I did catch it coz it was liddle and culd not fli very kwick. Mum did get it from my mouf and old it in her and. She waz surprized it was still alive and it did flutter to the floor where I did catch it again but mum got it back. Her and one ov the teenagerz did put it in an box and did take it out by the back door and it did try to fli away again but mum did not find it and neivver did Sarah next door. But I did find it laters in the arrfternoon ded and did take it proudly indoors to show mum. It did ave lotz of liddle black fings on it and they did run all over the floor. Mum sed Norty Boy Hamish! And did take the bird out and put it in the bin, then she did a liddle dance stamping her feet up and down on the floor to kill the black fings (ants), then she did get the oover out and oover them up and then she did wash the floor. She woz not appy. I waz in er bad bookz. :(
Yesserday I did go into the doggiewood in the gardin and duz find an froggie to play wiv. Dis mornin mum did find it dead on the grass. I duzzn't fink she was very plesed wiv me.
Today I did take an barsket from the barfroom and emptie it on the floor then took it into the gardin to chew. She did say Norty Boy Hamish! Again!
Mum haz had trubble wiv her feet and haz not been takin me long walkiez, also her car haz been out of acshun so we haz not been anywhere like we do usualie. This duz make for an bored Hamish and bored Hamish's mus find fings to do for demselfs.
Today mum did take me to the field at the back of our ouse. There duz be wheat growing dere and I duz jus luff to run in and out of it. I duz getz lotz of burrrrss on me and mum haz to pick dem out but it duz make me sleep nearly all day, so I haz been better today.

Mum and dada did giv me sum noows on Sunday. They did say Hamish, how wuld you like to hav an nuvver dawgie to live wiv you? I duz fink diz mite be nice tho there wuld have to be rulez (Marleeterrier told me dat).
Rule 1
Hamish duz get noms first
Rule 2
Hamish duz get cuddlez first
Rule 3
Hamish duz get 1st choice ov skweekies
Rule 4
Hamish duz get walkiez first
Rule 5
Hamish duz get use of paddlin pool first (dada has put it away now coz of the BBQ)
Rule 6
Hamish duz get 1st use of Kong wen there is chickin in it.
Rule 7
Hamish duz not fetch ball uvver dawgie can do dat!
Rule 8
Hamish duz get first choice of where to sleep at night, on de bed or under de bed.
Rule 9
Hamish duz share hiz toyz if he wants to, uvver dawgie duzz not just take dem
Rule 10
Hamish duzzn't have a rule 10 yet.

So Mum duz send an happlicashun form to a westie rescue home on Monday. On Chewsday Mum duz get an fone call from Henry's mum(who is mums frend) who sez she mite no of an Westie wot is lookin for an ome. He iz called Archie and is free years old. Mum did want to call me Archie when I did go to live wiv them but did fink Hamish was an better name. Mum hazn't herd any more yet but she haz her fingers crossed.
It duz be an eggcitin time livin ere at de moment.

Edited to add: Mum duz say we iz goin to see Archie on Munday. I mite be gettin a bruvver!!!