Apologies

This duz be a picture ov me gettin into mischif!


Hellos to all my follerez an enyone else who dropz in for a kwick reed.
I mus apologize to you all, coz I ave not posted for neerly a week. This duz be coz mum haz been packin for our hollibobz. Yesss I do be goin on hollibobz wiv all my family and knot be goin to eny kenelz. We duz be goin in a minibuz to Norfumberland wich iz a loooooonnnnnggggggg way from our ouse. We haz got a minibuz coz sum twit did reverze into dada's car today (friday) at the tip and did do lotz of damagge. Dada waz very stresssed out. But inzurance companie did say u can ave anuvver car to go on your hollibobs. so now there duz be this biiigggg minibus outside our ouse waitin to be packed in the mornin.
Mum duz pak for me two tenniz ballz, sum treatz, my dinna food, bowlz, a towlle in case I duz go swimmin, my frizbe wich I duzzn't play wiv, but them teenagerz mite play wiv on the beech, poo bagz and I haz a new arness to strap me to the seatbelt so I can sit up the front wiv mum and dada. I duz fink it will be a goood hollibob. Grandad duz be goin az well, I duz luff grandad, but he did tell me off larst time I did see im, cos I did bit hiz finger and he said No Hamish! There duz be uvvers goin az well, like mumz bruvver and hiz wife and one ov their teenagerz and anuvver teenager and we duz be takin anuvver teenager az well, so there will be lotz of teenagerz. Praps I shuld take anuvver frizbe?
So I duz be seeeing you when I duz get bak, wich is next week. I will ave lotz to rite about I fink.
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee, xx

Nu Follower

I duz forget my mannerz befor and duz forget to say Hellos to my new Follower wot iz called Riley. Hellos Riley, I ope you duz lik my blog.

Sleepin wiv mum and dad

Hellos to you all. Today I duz be tellin you about larst nite. Mum and dada did go to bed and mum did leave me on the sofa like she duz evry nite but I duz fink I wood not like to be sleepin on my own so I duz go up the stairz and duz nock on the door ever so kwietly and mum duz ere me and duz open the door and whoosh I am strait under the bed! Mum duz talk to dada about me stayin and dada duz say to mum it is up to u. I duz get a bit worried at dis point coz mum is stricter than dada but mum duz say OK, so I no I is stoppin for the nite and duz not be on my own downstairz lik normal. So wen they did turn off the lite I duz sneak on to their bed and mum duz fidget and I duz fidget and we all getz comfy and duz go to sleep.
Then there waz a noize outside so I duz bark to tell mum and dada in caze it is a burglar. Wich duz wake them up and they duz say Hamish be kwiet but I duz not coz there is noizy peeple out there. They did talk and shout and slam car doorz for an hour and mum and dada duz not be appy. But soon it duz go kwiet and we duz all go back to sleep.
THEN at 5 firty, dada duz get me up for toilet business and duz make me stay on de sofa again and not go back to bed wiv mum. But I duz not mind coz I did get mi own way for a liddle time.
I will try again tonite but I duz fink I mite be pushin my luck!

aRRi tHe bOg.

I mus jus tell you bout aRRi. aRRi is the 1st dawgie my mum new wot culd tipe. aRRi did use to rite on the Daily Male forum. aRRi is a terrier az well but mum duz forget wot sort, he haz curly air lik an Airedale but iz not so big. aRRi tHe bOg did use to make evryone larf wen he did tipe. He waz and stil iz a funnie dawgie. He duz be talkin to me sumtimes on mum's FB page wen she duz addvertis my blog. But sumtimes he iz a bit rude but I duz forgive him that coz he iz older than me and I iz jus a puppie still. Hiz spellin iz not az good az mine tho.
But diz dawgie iz my ero, and if I duz meet im one day I duz fink we wuld like each uvver.

ETA: aRRi duz tell me he is a LaYKLuNd TeRRoR.

Chewsday again

Diz duz be me, in the garden under my fav plant wich mum sez iz called Broom. Not the sort of broom that I duz bite when dada is sweepin up.

Hello there evryone. I az not been ere for a week cos I haz been norty and mum duzzn't want to elp me tipe when I iz norty.


First I did chewz a toilet roll and then I did go walkies and roll in gorgeous smellie foxez poo, wich mum said was disgussting. She did barf me in the kitchen sink. Next day we duz go to different park and I duz esscape under the fence into a field and didnt go back to mum when she called me. I did after a little wile but she was cross. One day I did take the toilet brush and older out of the outside loo and did chew it up. Yesserday I did chew six toilet rolls up and left the mess over mum's bedroom flor for er to see how good I ad been. I az been doin lotz of chewing evry day.





Dada is buildin a fence in the garden to stop me going down the bottom by the gate, cos I duz chase the catz from next door down there, I duz dig up the veg patch and ide my bones in it, I duz do poo where dada bringz is bike in and he duz tread in it. Dada duznt be plesed wiv me wen I duz that. Mum duz wonder wen I am goin to grow up and stop being norty.


I duzzn't no duzz I?





Today I duz go to Jeskynz for walkiez. We duz walk along the orsses parf. No orsses poo today or orsses but we did see Max, wot is anuvver Westie and duz have westies on his pawsh collar. Larst time we saw Max waz about free monfs ago. Iz long time and he still duzzn't want to play wiv me!


There waz a Golden Retriever running free. I duzzn't know where his mum was. We did go to the lake and I duz go paddlin. There waz a ball in the lake but I waz on the leed so I culdnt get it.


I did see two beagle puppiez, a lab puppy, a mummy beagle, and a border collie when I waz goin to the car, they waz all togevver for their walkiez. I did bat thoze puppiez wiv my paw, coz they waz tooo eggscited for me. Duz this mean I am growing up?

I nearly forgot, mum did take me to the Pets at ome shop yesserday wiv yungest teenage boy. I duzzn't no why it iz called Petz at ome wen clearly we iz not at ome but in a shop! Mum duz buy me sum treatz wich I iz not allergic to, a new bag for my leed cos the uvver one duz brake any minute now, it duz old my poo bags and treatz in it and she duz luff me after all coz she duz buy me an engerland at wiv a skweeki in it. She duz want to bye me an bandana wiv Engeralnd on it, but teenage boy did say no, Hamish wuld look silly. I duzzn't fink I wuld. Prapz we get it next time.

Anuvver pic of me

Ere is anuvver pic of me aving relaxayshuns on the grass. I'm probably finking about wot mischif I can do next.

Macdonalds in the Park

Hellos to my followers. 'ere I iz again to tell you more about my life az a puppy. This morning mum and me did go to Jeskyns Farm. We did go yesserday az well but yesserday I waz a bit quiet and nervous so that waz why mum did not elp me blog, coz there waz nuffin to say. Today I was very excited, I duz not no why, I just feelz appy today.
Today waz Beagle day, I seed five of em today. No westies :( Sumtimes there is loadz of uz but not today. I did see some Marleyterrier lookalikez, one who iz called Dave. We duz ave a liddle dance about for a few mins then I duz go back to mum. I duz be walkin up the ill wiv mum when I duz see a beagle cumming towards me. I duz lie down coz I iz such a huge puppy I mite scare some liddle dawgies wiv my size. But wile I iz lieing there my nose duz tell me there is sumfing nice somewhere. I duz get up for a better look and dere it waz! Orsses Poo, a big fresh pile of it!!! Oooh yummy, I duz start a liddle bit of dribblin, it smellz so nice. But the beagle is dancin my way and iz looking for sum playtime. Wot to do? Duz I play and dance a liddle bit wiv the beagle or duz I jus dive rite in? I iz a liddle bit aware mum is sayin sumfing, sumfing that soundz like no but I iz sure she won't mind if I duz jus try a liddle bit?
The beagle did get in my way so we did have a liddle dance about but I waz more interested in the Orsses Poo so i duz sneak around the beagle and duz get a big mouful of poo and duz move back a liddle way to eat my prize! The beagle duz watch me and duz fink that lookz nice so he duz dive in for a mouful as well! Mum and the beagles man duz say Oh no and mum duz walk away a bit and duz call me. I duz look at mum and I duz look at the poo and I duz see mum is olding out a treat for me. I duz take one last look at the poo and duz run after mum for the treat. So den we walk to the top of the ill and down the uvver side. We duzz walk passt the sheepiez field where there iz no sheepiez now, just pretty flours and den I duz smell sumfing nice again and i duz no wot it iz and duz run off! Mum duz call me but i duzzn't take any notice cos there iz more fresh Orsses Poo over the uvver side. I duz dive in and duz take a mouful and den duz go runnin back to mum coz she iz callin me back wiv anuvver treat. Mum did sey it is like Macdonalds in the Park for you Hamish and den she did put me on lead coz she duzzn't want me runnin off again. I did see a liddle German Shepherd Puppy whose mum was on de phone and she waz shoutin loudly like dey did not ear her. The whole park could ear her! Then I did see a Golden retriever which waz white but it did not want to say ello to Hamish.

When we got ome I did go into the garden to check no puddy kats had been in wile I waz out. I did do runnins about wiv a squeakie toy and mum did frow it for me. Den she did the oovering wile I tried to elp by bitin the oover. Now it iz time for sleepiez on the sofa.