Hellos to you all. Today I duz be tellin you about larst nite. Mum and dada did go to bed and mum did leave me on the sofa like she duz evry nite but I duz fink I wood not like to be sleepin on my own so I duz go up the stairz and duz nock on the door ever so kwietly and mum duz ere me and duz open the door and whoosh I am strait under the bed! Mum duz talk to dada about me stayin and dada duz say to mum it is up to u. I duz get a bit worried at dis point coz mum is stricter than dada but mum duz say OK, so I no I is stoppin for the nite and duz not be on my own downstairz lik normal. So wen they did turn off the lite I duz sneak on to their bed and mum duz fidget and I duz fidget and we all getz comfy and duz go to sleep.
Then there waz a noize outside so I duz bark to tell mum and dada in caze it is a burglar. Wich duz wake them up and they duz say Hamish be kwiet but I duz not coz there is noizy peeple out there. They did talk and shout and slam car doorz for an hour and mum and dada duz not be appy. But soon it duz go kwiet and we duz all go back to sleep.
THEN at 5 firty, dada duz get me up for toilet business and duz make me stay on de sofa again and not go back to bed wiv mum. But I duz not mind coz I did get mi own way for a liddle time.
I will try again tonite but I duz fink I mite be pushin my luck!